Buckle Up for the Sánchez Bezos Fashion Takeover
From the front rows at couture, to the Sydney Sweeney lingerie line, to the 2026 Met Gala, the couple's industry influence is creeping into view.
Happy Sunday everyone! I am breaking my “no working in bed” rule to write this, since it’s too cold to be anywhere but bundled inside my down comforter.
My week started on a high note: Jesus took the wheel at Maura Brannigan’s computer on Monday, when she was able to secure pit tickets for one of Harry Styles’s Amsterdam shows (the trip is making it out of the group chat!) this spring. After seeing the three- and four-digit prices for Harry’s 30-night residency at Madison Square Garden, we opted to try for abroad, while others expressed their frustration — how else? — through memes. Humor is famously an excellent coping mechanism, but people were pissed.
Some of my favorite posts about “the type of greed they talk about in the Bible” have been deleted, but most were directed at Harry and his manager, whose father’s company advises MSG on projects and programming. “Selling tickets that price for a venue that your management team owns sounds like a RICO case but what do I know,” had me cackling. It really is a shame that so many people want to see Harry — 11.5 million people reportedly registered for pre-sale — and how few can easily afford it. But this is just how things are now, in matters of Ticketmaster and in life.
The greed conversation carried on during Couture Week in Paris, where Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos were prominent guests at top shows, including Jonathan Anderson’s Dior Couture debut and Schiaparelli. Lauren was photographed tagging along with Anna Wintour, as well as with aspiring billionaire Law Roach, who styled her for the occasion — and surely charged an exorbitant rate to do so. Again, people were pissed. But really, how can anyone be surprised?
